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Woman Discovers She’s Been Washing Her Hands For Days With Block Of Cheese

A woman was in stitches after realising she’d mistakenly been using a block of cheese as a bar of soap for days. Miley from Vancouver, Washington, had been wondering why her soap wasn’t foaming as usual, before she discovered it was in fact a lump of cheddar.

Miley explained she uses liquid soap for her dishes, but keeps a bar of yellow, unscented soap for her hands. But one night after a few drinks she left the cheddar out on the counter, and then mistook it for the soap. She said:

Just realised my soap wasn’t working because it’s literally a block of cheese. I use a liquid soap for the dishes, bar soap like this is gentler on my hands after I do chores if that makes any sense [sic].

It was a couple days of ‘Why isn’t this foaming?! I come to realise it was a dried-out square of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese. I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot.

People were quick to comment on the major handwashing mishap and the most obvious question.

  • Have we been eating Mac&Soap the entire week??
  • Does that mean you put the soap in the fridge?

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